1/25/2024 0 Comments Funny photo captionI know you are a sensitive person but no worry I am Sensodyne to your sensitivity.People who say they’ll give 110% don’t understand how percentages work.Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.The hardest thing being single is finding a reason to shower.I look at people sometimes and think ….An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ![]()
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |